These fun, beer-related “Pearls of Wisdom Advertising Signs” can be found on many pubs to lure patrons in; however, I do have a Canadian BEER-related ( DOMAIN NAME for sale) “SixpaqueBrewery.ca“
In this article, you will find ten unique beer signs for your restaurant, pub or Man Cave. As a connoisseur of fine brew, and on occasion, you will find me indulging in the odd pint of beer at a summer Ribfest or, now and then, checking out the local bar. However … I’ve grown to appreciate the odd blackboard advertising signs with scribbling on it from a person who’s been indulging far to much. Some, to most pearls of wisdom make no sense to the average person. But in the end, it does get one’s attention.
🍺 Some sayings are quite unique in their own right so you have to wonder, what condition was the writer in when scribbling down these wise proverbs? 🍺
Enjoy these interesting signs with the sole purpose of capturing your attention and then, “lure you into their drinking establishment that I call … watering hole…”
Caption: “Beer always tastes better in a garage,” or a … man cave, or at a friend’s place, maybe even after a hard day at work.
Bits of Wisdom
Breweries use stories of adventures (hiking, biking) to inspire their beers and build community
- We’ve all heard the advertising that started with this one liner, “I don’t always drink, “whatever their advertising, “but when I do … >then the next part goes to the product.” <
*** And thus comes this saying on the sign: “I don’t always drink beer, but when I do. I prefer to drink a LOT OF IT.” ***
The BEER funny reads.
Alcoholic beverage consumption
upon these premises is encouraged
“SOBRIETY IS STRICTLY PROHIBITED” BEER
Because your friends just aren’t that interesting.
Bits of Wisdom;
A Canadian generic beer called “Beer Beer” was banned for being “illegally cheap” in Saskatchewan. Truth or Fiction
The sign reads: “Free Beer Tomorrow.”
Although there is no such thing as free, that was my opening statement when visiting friends. Sounds odd, well. I didn’t have a monopoly on the saying. When I knew they were coming over, I stocked up on beer, because I knew… “that was their opening one liner.”
I Don’t Trust Camels
This “blackboard” sense of humor goes this way.”
“We don’t trust camels or anything
that can go a week without a drink.”
*** Joke of the Day ***
“Give me a woman who loves beer and
I will conquer the world.”
– Kaiser Wilhelm
Domain FOR SALE
Beer and ‘Brewery’ is self-explanatory. (A place where they make beer.) This unique Domain SixpaqueBrewery.com name is:
* FOR SALE *
This bit of wisdom meme says:
>> Don’t worry about getting “OLDER” You’re still gonna. DO DUMP STUFF. “only slower.”
Fun BEER Fact:
According to a study in the journal Consciousness and Cognition, a beer or two won’t make you smarter, but it could boost your … creativity,
This Beer Sign Says it All
“Save Water
***Drink Beer ***
Bits of Wisdom
Myths or Legends, you decide. The idea that medieval peasants drank beer instead of water (up to 8 pints a day) is largely a myth, but a popular one that feels true to all beer drinkers, “says Beer Van Hoot.”
Before Breakfast Sign
Sign reads:
Beer … SO MUCH MORE THAN A BREAKFAST DRINK
Bits of Wisdom
Beer likely emerged accidentally from fermented gruel made from grains left out, predating writing
My Kinda Add
Free Beer, Topless Bartenders and “False Advertising”
Although “Hooters” comes to mind.
No, Hooters waitresses have never had topless waitresses as this cool sign suggests. “False Advertising in the beer and the other”
In Wine There is Wisdom
My all-time favorite:
In wine there is wisdom, in Beer there is strength … In water, there is bacteria. … You Decide.
Bits of Wisdom;
Belgian monks brewed beer during the Plague as Salvation, believing it safer than tainted water, a tradition still honored today with annual blessings.
Hope you enjoyed my Unique Beer Signs and sense of humor scribbling. Some of these humorous ‘Beer Signs’ are compliments of Etsy, Pinterest, lounge untappd and photos from my private collection.
Web Domain For Sale
If you’re thinking of starting your own home beer (brew) establishment, or have a redirect link to your to your existing website, I have for sale a perfect web domain to start, run or complement your company. Please check this domain for more information.
SixpaqueBrewery.Ca >> is > FOR SALE <<<
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